tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11122655319471664442024-02-08T14:10:51.367-06:00Online Dating NightmaresOnline Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-49503926205589760162009-10-25T18:44:00.002-05:002009-10-25T18:46:55.525-05:00Pleasuring Each Other with Our WordsThis latest email I received is so ridiculous, I needed to post it all. I'll let it do the talking:<br /><br /><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email9_part1.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email9_part2.jpg" />Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-10808845084019713592009-10-20T19:32:00.002-05:002009-10-20T19:38:37.983-05:00I'm a Bit of a ChallengeGinger from the UK submitted this latest gem. The first line is what really draws me in. I mean, he really sees past our womanly superficiality, doesn't he? What a class act and so humble.<br /><br /><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email10.jpg" />Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-78123997578573882372009-10-17T14:46:00.002-05:002009-10-17T14:50:22.175-05:00PLEASE TALK TO ME!<img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email8.jpg" /><br /><br />Wow. Talk about TMI. The last line is what makes the email. I think our buckaroo here has some trouble with people NOT RESPONDING! HOW RUDE!Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-63619474938459465452009-10-13T20:51:00.002-05:002009-10-13T21:01:17.533-05:00Can You Cook?<img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email7.jpg" /><br /><br />Hi Hans, thanks for considering letting me into your social circle. What a gentleman. Before I never accept, let me ask you 3 questions:<br /><br />1. Have you always been a douche, or just recently?<br />2. Does sexist, piggish language come naturally to you, or did you learn it?<br />3. How many ladies are you picking up with those fab lines?Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-43627839336628908882009-10-11T20:33:00.001-05:002009-10-11T20:34:56.497-05:00Oh.My.Gosh.<img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email6.jpg" /><br /><br />If this doesn't define an online dating nightmare, I don't even want to know...Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-83100145956149138502009-10-09T21:38:00.003-05:002009-10-09T21:53:25.596-05:00Hey Cute<img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email5.jpg" /><br /><br />Yeah ... okay. I was waiting for the part where he'd tell me he was a Nigerian prince and needs to entrust me with 2 million U.S. dollars until he can come to our country.Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-26747668613567344902009-10-06T21:44:00.009-05:002009-10-09T21:22:27.820-05:00If I Shout at You, Will It Help?<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email4.jpg" /></span><br /><br />Ugh. Where to start: The all caps. The misspellings. The "God sent you to me" claims. BYE GEORGE!Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-15626518180241961932009-10-04T17:36:00.014-05:002009-10-09T21:29:07.326-05:00I think that you think that I think ... ?<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email3.jpg" /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />This is guy is so self-assured, he follows up his poorly phrased statement with a question mark. His profile tells me makes $150,001+ a year, has a graduate degree, and "I sleep only four hour." Wonderful.</span><br /></div></div>Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-20633486738881652332009-10-03T11:16:00.007-05:002009-10-09T21:31:35.590-05:00No Image + No Profile = Win<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email2.jpg" /><br /></div><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></div>Wow, John. No image and a profile that literally says "dsklj ;lajsl;asjds" under "My ideal date." Why yes, thanks for writing. I'd so gladly like to engage your 40-year-old self in a conversation. Your depth and mysteriousness is really inviting me to just ... hit ... that ... delete button.Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-75717070942407138112009-09-30T19:12:00.006-05:002009-10-09T21:35:28.574-05:00Check Yes or No<img src="http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz92/onlinedatingnightmares/email1.jpg" /><br /><br />My favorite part is "if yes, please do reply." Nothing makes a girl's heart flutter wondering if she could be the potential bride of someone with a username she can't even decipher. True love.Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112265531947166444.post-4794482232371639082009-09-30T19:10:00.000-05:002009-09-30T19:12:04.798-05:00Nightmares!As a young, 20-something female, I've tried a lot of online dating websites. Over the years, I've probably tried every site there is. I've paid, I've done free sites ... and so far, I've been unsuccessful. Here's what I've learned about online dating: there are a lot of freaks out there, y'all! And I've decided it's high time we use these freaks for our own entertainment. I have received so many strange and crazy emails from men, I realized I <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> to showcase these. The best of the best. The craziest of the craziest. So here's to it. This blog is dedicated to the online dating crazies. Enjoy!<br /><br />Oh, and I know I can't be the only one. If you have an amazing display of crazy you'd like to share on this site, please send me a screen capture (what? really? you don't know how to do that? sigh. fine. press 'ctrl + alt = printscreen') and send them here: <a href="mailto:onlinedatingnightmares@gmail.com"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">onlinedatingnightmares@gmail.com</span></a>Online Dating Nightmareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04462654369785375499noreply@blogger.com0