Pleasuring Each Other with Our Words
This latest email I received is so ridiculous, I needed to post it all. I'll let it do the talking:
This latest email I received is so ridiculous, I needed to post it all. I'll let it do the talking:
Labels: complete d-bags
Ginger from the UK submitted this latest gem. The first line is what really draws me in. I mean, he really sees past our womanly superficiality, doesn't he? What a class act and so humble.
Labels: general lameness
Wow. Talk about TMI. The last line is what makes the email. I think our buckaroo here has some trouble with people NOT RESPONDING! HOW RUDE!
Labels: general lameness, tmi
Hi Hans, thanks for considering letting me into your social circle. What a gentleman. Before I never accept, let me ask you 3 questions:
1. Have you always been a douche, or just recently?
2. Does sexist, piggish language come naturally to you, or did you learn it?
3. How many ladies are you picking up with those fab lines?
Labels: complete d-bags
If this doesn't define an online dating nightmare, I don't even want to know...
Labels: complete d-bags
Yeah ... okay. I was waiting for the part where he'd tell me he was a Nigerian prince and needs to entrust me with 2 million U.S. dollars until he can come to our country.
Labels: misspellings, say what?
Ugh. Where to start: The all caps. The misspellings. The "God sent you to me" claims. BYE GEORGE!
Labels: misspellings
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