Pleasuring Each Other with Our Words

This latest email I received is so ridiculous, I needed to post it all. I'll let it do the talking:

Can You Cook?

Hi Hans, thanks for considering letting me into your social circle. What a gentleman. Before I never accept, let me ask you 3 questions:

1. Have you always been a douche, or just recently?
2. Does sexist, piggish language come naturally to you, or did you learn it?
3. How many ladies are you picking up with those fab lines?

Oh.My.Gosh.

If this doesn't define an online dating nightmare, I don't even want to know...