Hey Cute

Yeah ... okay. I was waiting for the part where he'd tell me he was a Nigerian prince and needs to entrust me with 2 million U.S. dollars until he can come to our country.

I think that you think that I think ... ?

This is guy is so self-assured, he follows up his poorly phrased statement with a question mark. His profile tells me makes $150,001+ a year, has a graduate degree, and "I sleep only four hour." Wonderful.