I'm a Bit of a Challenge

Ginger from the UK submitted this latest gem. The first line is what really draws me in. I mean, he really sees past our womanly superficiality, doesn't he? What a class act and so humble.

PLEASE TALK TO ME!

Wow. Talk about TMI. The last line is what makes the email. I think our buckaroo here has some trouble with people NOT RESPONDING! HOW RUDE!

No Image + No Profile = Win

Wow, John. No image and a profile that literally says "dsklj ;lajsl;asjds" under "My ideal date." Why yes, thanks for writing. I'd so gladly like to engage your 40-year-old self in a conversation. Your depth and mysteriousness is really inviting me to just ... hit ... that ... delete button.