I think that you think that I think ... ?

This is guy is so self-assured, he follows up his poorly phrased statement with a question mark. His profile tells me makes $150,001+ a year, has a graduate degree, and "I sleep only four hour." Wonderful.

No Image + No Profile = Win

Wow, John. No image and a profile that literally says "dsklj ;lajsl;asjds" under "My ideal date." Why yes, thanks for writing. I'd so gladly like to engage your 40-year-old self in a conversation. Your depth and mysteriousness is really inviting me to just ... hit ... that ... delete button.

Check Yes or No

My favorite part is "if yes, please do reply." Nothing makes a girl's heart flutter wondering if she could be the potential bride of someone with a username she can't even decipher. True love.

Nightmares!

As a young, 20-something female, I've tried a lot of online dating websites. Over the years, I've probably tried every site there is. I've paid, I've done free sites ... and so far, I've been unsuccessful. Here's what I've learned about online dating: there are a lot of freaks out there, y'all! And I've decided it's high time we use these freaks for our own entertainment. I have received so many strange and crazy emails from men, I realized I have to showcase these. The best of the best. The craziest of the craziest. So here's to it. This blog is dedicated to the online dating crazies. Enjoy!

Oh, and I know I can't be the only one. If you have an amazing display of crazy you'd like to share on this site, please send me a screen capture (what? really? you don't know how to do that? sigh. fine. press 'ctrl + alt = printscreen') and send them here: onlinedatingnightmares@gmail.com